This actually appeared on the Fox News website last month. See a problem?
It’s the same problem exhibited by commenter “Suzie Q” here:
Someone who hates [sic] republicans isn’t a democrat?
It’s tempting to just laugh at stuff like this (and I’m not saying you shouldn’t). But clearly, there are people who actually conduct their lives on the basis of this kind of “logic,” and some of them participate in our democratic process. Here’s the thought process that led to this howler, broken into its simple-minded steps: